I am the queen of being a total idiot ESPECIALLY around people I have a crush on. I act like a mental patient. No wonder I’m single.
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
my favourite part of my sexuality is that it keeps everyone guessing i mean who i am gonna be crushing on next is it a boy is it a girl is it a dead fictional character we just don’t know
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
Avengers’ New Groove Masterpost.
oh it’s not the masterpost… not yET:
Never not reblog the Avengers New Groove masterpost
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
Eventually I’m going to gif every joke Carlos tells on Magic School Bus…
Keisha is tired of your shit, Carlos
KEISHA’S FACE OMFG
